{"id":2667,"date":"2014-10-29T14:57:25","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T13:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/?p=2667"},"modified":"2014-10-29T14:57:25","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T13:57:25","slug":"na-bordel-je-potreba-mit-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/na-bordel-je-potreba-mit-system\/","title":{"rendered":"Na bordel je pot\u0159eba m\u00edt syst\u00e9m!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\" align=\"center\">Jsem pracuj\u00edc\u00ed m\u00e1ma dvou mal\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed. V\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed hant\u00fdrce jim \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me minilidi. A proto\u017ee v\u00fd\u0161ka nen\u00ed v\u0161echno, tak v\u011bzte, \u017ee i kdy\u017e jsou je\u0161t\u011b docela mal\u00ed, tak bordel um\u00ed ud\u011blat fakt velkej!<!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Mili\u00f3nov\u00e1-M\u00e1makafe-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2668 alignleft\" alt=\"Mili\u00f3nov\u00e1 M\u00e1makafe-1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Milionova-Mamakafe-1.png\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\" align=\"center\">Je mi z\u00e1hadou, pro\u010d v\u011bt\u0161inou vystihnou tu nejp\u0159\u00edhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dobu na to, aby n\u011bco provedli! T\u0159eba kdy\u017e na posledn\u00ed chvilku n\u011bkam let\u00edme, tak se jim vylije snad v\u0161echno, co se d\u00e1 a kam se d\u00e1! Pak kolem nich l\u00edt\u00e1m v\u00a0kalhot\u00e1ch na p\u016fl \u017eerdi, v\u00a0jedn\u00fd ruce hadr a v\u00a0druh\u00fd kart\u00e1\u010dek na zuby. Na hlav\u011b m\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b vrab\u010d\u00e1ka a b\u011bhem tohohle v\u0161eho zmatku pacifikuju v\u00fdpravu party hic sm\u011br \u0161kolka. No, co si budeme pov\u00eddat, nen\u00ed to \u00fapln\u00e1 pohoda, ale v\u011bt\u0161inou se to v\u017edycky n\u011bjak zvl\u00e1dne.<\/p>\n<p>A tak stejn\u011b je to i se syst\u00e9mem\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dku a nepo\u0159\u00e1dku v na\u0161em hn\u00edzd\u011b l\u00e1sky. Sna\u017e\u00edm se tam udr\u017eovat provozn\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dek! Ale kdo m\u00e1 doma taky pidilidi tak v\u00ed, \u017ee vy\u0161\u016frovan\u00fd byt je v\u017edycky jen kr\u00e1tkodob\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost. Kdy\u017e hodiny a hodiny \u0161\u016frujete a pak je to b\u011bhem chvilky v\u00a0p\u016fvodn\u00edm stavu, tak t\u0159eba m\u011b by z\u00a0toho kleplo! Proto jsem zm\u011bnila taktiku a na bordel m\u00e1m sv\u016fj syst\u00e9m!<\/p>\n<p>D\u0159\u00edv, kdy\u017e zbytek rodiny n\u011bkam odjel, jako prvn\u00ed jsem vzala do ruky k\u00fdbl a hadr a za\u010dala napravovat \u0161kody. Kdy\u017e se vr\u00e1tili, byla jsem v\u00edc unaven\u00e1 ne\u017e p\u0159ed t\u00edm! Tak\u017ee te\u010f to d\u011bl\u00e1m tak, \u017ee si d\u00e1m nejd\u0159\u00edv v\u00a0klidu kafe, zregeneruji matku a to, co z\u00a0n\u00ed bylo!\u00a0 \u0160\u016frovat jdu a\u017e pak. Proto\u017ee pokud jsem spokojen\u00e1 a v\u00a0r\u00e1mci mo\u017enost\u00ed odpo\u010dat\u00e1 j\u00e1, je v\u00a0pohod\u011b pak i zbytek na\u0161eho klanu! A to je p\u0159eci to hlavn\u00ed, ne?!<\/p>\n<p>Autor:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.milionovamama.cz\/\">MILIONOV\u00c1 M\u00c1MA<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem pracuj\u00edc\u00ed m\u00e1ma dvou mal\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed. V\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed hant\u00fdrce jim \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me minilidi. A proto\u017ee v\u00fd\u0161ka nen\u00ed v\u0161echno, tak v\u011bzte, \u017ee i kdy\u017e jsou je\u0161t\u011b docela mal\u00ed, tak bordel um\u00ed ud\u011blat fakt velkej!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ruzne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.domelie.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}